Hewhocorrupts - Midi of Profits USB Bracelet


Chicago’s HEWHOCORRUPTS are no stranger to weird releases; the "corporate grindcore" outfit have formerly issued a credit card sized CD housed in a wallet, a NSFW split calendar, an EP packaged with shredded money, etc... but this one probably takes the cake.

Midi of Profits is what it’s called, and a goddamn 1gb USB bracelet is what it is: that’s right, we’ve released a rubber USB bracelet with MIDI files on it. The files in question are meticulously re-created computerized versions of HEWHOCORRUPTS’ classic Master of Profits EP, but now with MIDI guitars, machine drums and vocoded vocals. An insane amount of time was spent making these fully completely absurd tracks, and we are blown away with how accurately they digitally reflect the originals.

To spice it up even further, the band includes tablature for all the songs, two classic/incredible related music videos, album art, credits and more on this fully functional 1gb USB-chip-infused rubber bracelet. Fashionable AND functional, per the HEWHOCORRUPTS corporate mantra. This is easily one of the wackiest releases we’ve been a part of in over a decade of weird releases, and limited to just 200 copies we don’t expect this to last too long...

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